DJ SHINE~

WOAH, isn't it a little to bright in here? With DJ SHINE, Flo rida will be wrestling and selling drugs in the alleys of Geylang.


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Right Round (Korean Cover) - DJ Shine (feat. Gavy NJ)

faque the public transport

It's so true that SG's service standard is the worst in worldwide.
And I don't understand why bullshit had to happen early in the morning all the time.


Cluesless as always, I thought bus fares are 55cents, so I dropped 60cents in. Listening to Epik High real loud on my ipod, I couldn't really hear the bus driver but I knew he kinda stopped me cause he didn't give me the ticket. I unplugged my ears are there he goes saying, "You're a poly student you have to pay $1!" I gave him the 'what the fuck is wrong with you and shitty attitude face' cause he gave me a 'someone-just-smeared-shit-all-over-my-face' face. That arrogant look on that fugly face. You're just a bus DRIVER and I must stress the word DRIVER cause you're unfit to be a bus captain. Face it. I bet your pay had been peanuts your whole life. Bet that explains the face.

Unable to face morning bullshits, I jabbed another 40cents into the hole and stomp off.

The society.... Sigh..... Life's bulshit. With the new circle line opening tomorrow, it worries me that I may have to face more morning bullshits.

here come's pikachu!

First, it was Moltress, now, it's Pikachu.

Last weekend was hectic haptic. I wouldn't say that it's the best birthday, but it sure is the most memorable one. Now that tests are gone, projects are out there to give me a hard time. Bloody course. Sometimes I wonder why we try so hard.

bye fucktarts.

Luckiest Kid (Clean Edition)

I bet everyone thinks that they're not fortunate enough. At least once in their tween and teenage live. I remembered how I complained that I'm the most unlucky kid cause I never had very cool gadgets.

Just as I was about to try to be hardworking and start on my project so that I can enjoy my weekend, my mom budged in the room with a huge bag of kniffy gadgets. I bet that was the first time the computer idiot(my mom) came in contact with so many electronic stuff.

Then I had the shock of my life when I saw the receipt.
Not exactly a shock, I just felt bad that I should get her to buy it for me.

Now I have a mini photo studio in my room. She bought a hot pink(Love the colour. Matches my iPod) Panasonic Lumix 10 megapixel digital camera, a sony photo printer that looks uber cute and cool the size of an A5 dictionary with 120 photo paper and 3 ink cartridges to print.

Now I feel bad that I'm gonna give her a heart attack again tomorrow. My plans to get a birthday ink, I seriously contemplating now. But I can't bail out on Ashley. I'm seriously feeling the "Bad Daughter" aura. Firstly, inks aren't very cheap(which means that my bank......) Secondly, I'm gonna break the promise I made with my mom. Lastly, I feel horrible now. Just as I was about to feel bad, I feel like having her face on my body. Ha Ha.
Oktokae?!

I think I'm growing up too fast. I don't feel excited for my birthday anymore. Remembering how I used to have a countdown once it hits May, I feel sad that I don't really have that kind of adrenalin anymore. I can't deny, I have the best presents from my folks this year. An iPod, a laptop and now, a new camera and printer. What more can I ask for? Nothing actually.

Having all these things just make me feel that I need my parents more than anything(well, my dad's not that bad although he's rather bad. Lol, what am I saying) I guess I finally grew up. Seeing how my dad had to go off to work on my birthday BBQ kinda makes me sad. Although I blamed them for my ridiculous childhood, I have to thank them. These ridiculous-ness made me stronger than anyone.

And now that I have a camera, time to take a picture with my mom!
I LOVE YOU MOM! MORE THAN HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG BANG T.O.P G-DRAGON TAE YANG SEUNGRI DAE SUNG 2 PM NICHKUN JAEBOM JUNSU TAECYEON WOOYOUNG JUNHO CHANSUNG EPIK HIGH TABLE MITHRA DJ TUKUTZ LEEsSANG SUPER JUNIOR KANGIN EUNHYUK LEETEUK RYEOWOK HEECHUL YESUNG SHINDONG DONGHAE SIWON KIBUM SUNGMIN KYUNHYUN JANG GEUN SUK 2NE1 SE7EN SHINEE ONEW JONGHYUN KEY MINHO TAEMIN SS501 KIM JOONG HYUN HEO YOUNG SAENG KIM KYUN JONG PARK JUNG MIN KIM HYUN JONG DBSK U-KNOW XIAH JAEJOONG MAX MICKY AND ALL OTHER FRIGGIN' HOT BOYS.

Crap Service

Infurated by bullshits early in the morning, I swear I'll piss at the doors tomorrow.


Tp don't really know student service. Taking my laptop to school today and planning to get it connect to the school's wireless. This fugly douche man rudely told me off saying, "Please read the door". I took a step back and scanned the door. EVERYWHERE WAS PASTED WITH PAPER AND I HAD TO READ EVERY ONE OF THEM TILL I FOUND ONE THAT SAYS.

Library Closed For Student Elections
19th-21st May

Dude, just because of a stupid election, people like us aren't able to use the internet. What's your problem you shitheads?! It's just elections! No Biggie! Now I really hate those ugly faces pasted all over the school. Just hope that none elected and the Cyber Centre just blow up or something.
Crazy ass man, you're just probably the IT guy or janitor. We pay you for you job.

It really suck when people just wanna show their induced image. Sadly, it's all just bullshit. Huge pile of cow crap.

and I hate your playlist

Yeah, I hate your playlist. Your Lady Gagas(even though she wrote her own songs, it doesn't make any sense), your Flo Ridas(he's not a rapper, he's a wrestler), your Click 5s(which is currently the gayest band ever) and your little Check Yes Juliets(if that's even a band). In short, I hate your English songs which are constantly playing on the radio and you dorkheads blasting them on your SonyEricssons. I would rather listen to my grandma's favourite singing competition show on channel 8 every evening.

I breathe and eat and sleep korean songs. They have the biggest fan base in the world(DBSK), unless someone come up with a 14 memeber group, they have the biggest(Super Junior), their hip hop acts kills Flo Rida and is now giving Eminem a headache and they also have the cutest hottest beings on Earth like T.O.P and Jang Geun Suk. They have the best variety shows and dramas ever.

No one creates sad songs like this one,


No one does Hip hop like this one,


No one does boyband like them,


No one does girlbands like them,


and no one does commercials like them,


Lastly, no one does nuclear weapons like them and have the balls to threathen the states.
Bet your Pussycat Dolls don't do them.

If you think you're that cool and sexy.
I would rather stab myself in front of Obama and show you what's cool and sexy.

Procrastination

Don't ever think that once you're in Poly, you won't procrasinate. In fact, it makes it worse. Better thank all your old teachers in primary/secondary school for constanly nagging at you lazy asscracks for your homework and projects and constant drilling to study hard or you'll end up being fucking useless that even jobs like collecting rubbish will be given to Banglahs. Cause people in Poly just don't give a fuck about your worse reasons. If you're not sure that if you're one major procrastinator, that the following test below.

1. You always say _____.
a)Later la.
b)I will remember.
c)I will do it..

2. You go home and _____.
a)Facebook.
b)Open your bag and flip a little.
c)Do your homework immediately.

3. When your mother asked you to bathe, you _____.
a)Sit there and say "Yah Lah" but do nothing.
b)Sit there and say "Yah Lah" and head for the bathroom after 1hour.
c)Already taken a shower before she can say anything.

4. When you're in school, you _____.
a) Sleep in class whenever you have the opportunity.
b) Look at the teacher to pretend you're listening.
c) Get ready truckloads of coloured pens and tried to write down whenever the teacher said.

5. When people "Tio" you in school, you _____.
a) Sit down there and bo chup cause you think it's a waste of time when you can use the time to watch another episode of Boys Over Flowers/Your sex teacher.
b) Fight him
c) Run to your teacher/Discipline master.


If your answers are mostly "A"s,
You are gonna be fucking useless when you grow up. Your mother must be really sad and disappointed with you and your dad rather watch the news than talk to you. Continue to procrastinate and be sent to Guantanamo Bay in 20 years.

If your answers are mostly "B"s,
You're just your momma's pet. You think you're really "aye sai" but you really just afraid of getting into trouble. Wanna act hero but you're just a pile of dung. When you lose a fight, you ran to your momma and get her to complain. You're what they say, sad life of a crying dick/pussy.

If your answers are mostly "C"s,
Well, don't be too happy if your think your future is going to work out well with a 37th floor seaview office. That's not gonna happen cause by then, a group of smart ass crap who doesn't need to study so hard will take your place. So why don't you just stop studying?

Playmobils

Meet my bunch of dumb toys which I'm really crazy over now. It's called, "A Collection" if you dumbfucks don't know. These things are bought from the toyshop just adjacent to the one I'm working at. These things are bought from the toyshop just adjacent to the one I'm working at. It's also called the "I-betrayed-my-employer-cause-I-bought-toys-from-the-rival-company".

What I love about these midget things is ONE, you shitheads don't really collect them. TWO, only someone cool like me would collect them. THREE, they are better than LEGOS. FORTH, they look better than your "Made in China" toys. LASTLY, they all have the same height which meant that there isn't any short Playmobils unless I get baby Playmobils.

The picture above actually gave me an excuse to try out the tiny camera on my new laptop.

F1rst

With huannzors.blogspot.com shut down, daeni will bring shit to you.

I think blogging's rooted in my life. Like a hobby, I can't help but type out with itchy fingers. But now, I'm gonna try out something new.

I hereby declare that this site is for pure random souls who can't find anything better to do on the net and decided to be one kaypo blog hopper who wish to know a little dirt about random bloggers, or one pussy/dick headed shithole who tries to say nasty things about me unfortunately a tagboard isn't aroung for you to try to make me entertain your bullshit and even if you try, it wil be the end of your fucking lifeless shit life and you'll be living under your mother's breasts which I don't think I should cause I'd rather go calculate the ratio of my dog's white fur is to black.