Procrastination

Don't ever think that once you're in Poly, you won't procrasinate. In fact, it makes it worse. Better thank all your old teachers in primary/secondary school for constanly nagging at you lazy asscracks for your homework and projects and constant drilling to study hard or you'll end up being fucking useless that even jobs like collecting rubbish will be given to Banglahs. Cause people in Poly just don't give a fuck about your worse reasons. If you're not sure that if you're one major procrastinator, that the following test below.

1. You always say _____.
a)Later la.
b)I will remember.
c)I will do it..

2. You go home and _____.
a)Facebook.
b)Open your bag and flip a little.
c)Do your homework immediately.

3. When your mother asked you to bathe, you _____.
a)Sit there and say "Yah Lah" but do nothing.
b)Sit there and say "Yah Lah" and head for the bathroom after 1hour.
c)Already taken a shower before she can say anything.

4. When you're in school, you _____.
a) Sleep in class whenever you have the opportunity.
b) Look at the teacher to pretend you're listening.
c) Get ready truckloads of coloured pens and tried to write down whenever the teacher said.

5. When people "Tio" you in school, you _____.
a) Sit down there and bo chup cause you think it's a waste of time when you can use the time to watch another episode of Boys Over Flowers/Your sex teacher.
b) Fight him
c) Run to your teacher/Discipline master.


If your answers are mostly "A"s,
You are gonna be fucking useless when you grow up. Your mother must be really sad and disappointed with you and your dad rather watch the news than talk to you. Continue to procrastinate and be sent to Guantanamo Bay in 20 years.

If your answers are mostly "B"s,
You're just your momma's pet. You think you're really "aye sai" but you really just afraid of getting into trouble. Wanna act hero but you're just a pile of dung. When you lose a fight, you ran to your momma and get her to complain. You're what they say, sad life of a crying dick/pussy.

If your answers are mostly "C"s,
Well, don't be too happy if your think your future is going to work out well with a 37th floor seaview office. That's not gonna happen cause by then, a group of smart ass crap who doesn't need to study so hard will take your place. So why don't you just stop studying?